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{"fact":"Blue-eyed, white cats are often prone to deafness.","length":50}
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{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
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