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{"type":"general","setup":"How does a train eat?","punchline":"It goes chew, chew","id":6}
{"fact":"Blue-eyed, pure white cats are frequently deaf.","length":47}
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{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
{"fact":"Ancient Egyptian family members shaved their eyebrows in mourning when the family cat died.","length":91}
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{"fact":"Most cats had short hair until about 100 years ago, when it became fashionable to own cats and experiment with breeding.","length":120}
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